awfullybad (awfullybad) wrote,
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omfg these assholes [ Sims 2 ]

Seriously. They never stop being hormonal bitches. But that's okay~ I love them all the same.





Well, it didn't start off ALL bad. Here are some pictures that took place before the drama llama raped everyone.









Dancey Dance Tiem




France: AND WHEN I WOKE UP, MY DICK WAS STICKIN OUT ALL THE WAY UP TOP HERE. SEE, I HAD TO MASTURBATE LIKE THIS *demonstration*

Russia: !



America: *point* YOU HAVE THREE NIPPLES
France: I know




France: *approaching victim*


France: Just keep your eyes closed, Russia...


France, you disappoint me


NOW THE DRAMA STARTS

So, I make them go on an outing and they're all standing around chilling when suddenly I see--



SON OF A BITCH





SON. OF. A . BITCH
lol @ France and England being all lovie dovie down thar





I don't know how it happened or why, but Russia and China are in love and America and Canada are steamed.
So I make them all go home.

When they get home, everyone starts having a mental breakdown. The following angst scenes appear in no particular order...



DONT MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE ENEMY, AMERICA

Russia gets poked



Canada bout to choke a bitch





Russia: *SLAVIC ANGST*



He attempts to drink the pain away



OOH, BUT LOOK WHO IT IS





Russia, you just got bitch slapped



Russia: *MOAR SLAVIC ANGST*



Time to get revenge--WITH A POKE





And hell, it worked


So I make this bitch learn couple's counseling


LOOK EVEN THE DOGS HATE RUSSIA



Because he was constantly being picked on, I made him take a relaxing bubble bath which really didn't help anything



CHINA WAS OUTSIDE BLOWING BUBBLES WHILE THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM FELL APART.



I told China to sleep in the same bed as Canada and he gave me that response.
China: WHAT IT IS WIT CHU?



After learning Couples Counseling, England tries to prevent another Cold War from happening



Tensions still run high...
So they strike up a conversation.



Russia: IF I EVER SEE A BURGLAR I'LL SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT


Russia: NVM IM SCARED


America: Let me hold you bby


DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



Yeah, China and Canada are slowly getting it together...

England: After all of that counseling I'll need a drink...or five.

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