Well, it didn't start off ALL bad. Here are some pictures that took place before the drama llama raped everyone.
Dancey Dance Tiem
France: AND WHEN I WOKE UP, MY DICK WAS STICKIN OUT ALL THE WAY UP TOP HERE. SEE, I HAD TO MASTURBATE LIKE THIS *demonstration*
America: *point* YOU HAVE THREE NIPPLES
France: I know
France: *approaching victim*
France: Just keep your eyes closed, Russia...
France, you disappoint me
NOW THE DRAMA STARTS
So, I make them go on an outing and they're all standing around chilling when suddenly I see--
SON OF A BITCH
SON. OF. A . BITCH
lol @ France and England being all lovie dovie down thar
I don't know how it happened or why, but Russia and China are in love and America and Canada are steamed.
So I make them all go home.
When they get home, everyone starts having a mental breakdown. The following angst scenes appear in no particular order...
DONT MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE ENEMY, AMERICA
Russia gets poked
Canada bout to choke a bitch
Russia: *SLAVIC ANGST*
He attempts to drink the pain away
OOH, BUT LOOK WHO IT IS
Russia, you just got bitch slapped
Russia: *MOAR SLAVIC ANGST*
Time to get revenge--WITH A POKE
And hell, it worked
So I make this bitch learn couple's counseling
LOOK EVEN THE DOGS HATE RUSSIA
Because he was constantly being picked on, I made him take a relaxing bubble bath which really didn't help anything
CHINA WAS OUTSIDE BLOWING BUBBLES WHILE THE LIVES OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM FELL APART.
I told China to sleep in the same bed as Canada and he gave me that response.
China: WHAT IT IS WIT CHU?
After learning Couples Counseling, England tries to prevent another Cold War from happening
Tensions still run high...
So they strike up a conversation.
Russia: IF I EVER SEE A BURGLAR I'LL SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT
Russia: NVM IM SCARED
America: Let me hold you bby
Yeah, China and Canada are slowly getting it together...